Sunday, May 22, 2005

A Crucible? No Kidding, and Thanks for the Warning!

Cryptic note of caution:

Should one ever endeavor to view the film "The Crucible" based on the play of the same name by Arthur Miller from any span of time between 12:00 PM and 9:30 AM, I must strongly advise you to STOP and consider the overwhelming psychological ramifications of such a decision. If you fail to heed this warning, it is the unfortunate truth that the only remotely successful cure for the resulting waves of smothering depression is an hours-long marathon viewing of Friends and other such saccharine slices of televised cotton candy.

Such as the one that I (at yes, 1:00 in the morning) am about to drown myself in.

Good night, and good luck.

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